I was once an Epistemologist:

15steep: Another snowy day in York (by itspaulkelly)

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:59:04 -0500

15steep:

Another snowy day in York (by itspaulkelly)

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Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:58:32 -0500

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Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:27:48 -0500

tumblr user: apples are delicious

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:20:57 -0500

tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*

Feminism:

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:19:49 -0500

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. She stands up in the front of the plane screaming, “I’m too young to die!” Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I’ve had it! Is there anyone on this plan who can make me feel like a woman?”

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten his own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear. He’s a tall, tanned hunk with jet-black hair, and he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. “I can make you feel like a woman,” he says.

No one moves. As the man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscle ripple across his chest as ge reaches her, extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and says, “Iron this.”

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Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:41:21 -0500

I feel like I should be asked things.

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:31:20 -0500

Not because I’m bored, necessarilly, but because my answers now will differently correlate than my answers would before.

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Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:30:22 -0500

I love Brendon Urie.

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:16:39 -0500

I love Brendon Urie.

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Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:16:04 -0500

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Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:15:31 -0500

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Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:15:02 -0500

The Trouble with Sour Gummy Worms:

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:14:44 -0500

There is none. This was just a catchy slogan to get your attention.

That’s the problem now. Attention. People strive for it and use whatever methods they think of in order to acheive it. Negative or otherwise. And I was like that. Being away from societal normalities is really a perspective changer.

So, here are 5 new updates:

1: I have a new best friend. Her name is Carly and I would love to divulge her last name to you but you would probably stalk her. Unfortunately, both her and I are too young to witness a legit stalking. So, here are some attributes:

- As you know, I am 16 but she is 14. You may ask me, “Why is your best friend 14?” And I would answer like this, “Because unlike you, she doesn’t ask stupid questions that insinuate that you cannot be friends with someone younger than you.” She’s mature. More mature than bonehead 19 year olds, PS.

- She’s pretty. You like blue eyes, she has them.

- She’s understanding and non-judgemental. Except, she that actually. She doesn’t just spout that she’s observes and is able to understand how a person is, she actually does. The world needs more hers.

That’s why she’s my best friend. She betters me and makes me more reluctant to bring any harm to myself. I consult her before I make a decision so I can see the situation more lucidly. If you don’t have a best friend that isn’t afraid to tell you your actions are stupid, you’re hanging out with the wrong people. Why hang out with someone who lets you devalue yourself?

2: I believe in God. It’s been awhile, but I really do. I’m not a “ninny” for believing either. I don’t have any solid evidence or facts to back up my belief, but the feeling I get is solid enough to believe. You can’t back up faith in other people, or faith in humanity, or faith in scientific theories either. And although I like science, it doesn’t make me comforted as the spiritual feeling I get does. My views aren’t changed in regards to personal philsophy, but this is life changing.

3: I love Magic. Not Houdini stuff, but the card game. If you’ve never heard of it, you probably should. And as a warning, never use Red Deck. It was mine and Carly’s New Years Resolution to learn it, and now we’re obsessed. She has Black Deck, and I have green. I like the elves and she likes Black’s Soul Feast. It’s pretty amazing. Think Dungeons and Dragons mixed with Yugioh except better. Call it nerdy, but that’s how my free time is spent.

4: I got accepted into Dartmouth. With a scholarship. I just pay for my books, and my board if I decide to live off campus. It’s pre-admissions program because I’m 16, but my credits and credentials have gotten me accepted to my dream school and my life is great.

5: I respect myself. And not just because I beat Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, but because I no longer think of myself the way others do. If you tell yourself something over and over again you begin to believe it, and that’s how I was. I surpressed it, but the opinions of others made me mold into someone who was not respectable and thus didn’t respect myself. Not to get into nit-picky details over it, but I just don’t feel that way anymore.

I’ve matured. It’s a good experience.

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Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:37:24 -0500

What if Dumbeldore and Gandalf had a Child?

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:35:58 -0500

People are taking friends for granted now. You can’t insult or offend your friend and just assume they’re automatically going to know you’re joking. You can definitely joke around with someone you care about, but there are times when people can’t comprehend the damage they’re doing. Not everyone is incessantly up for being insulted and harranged. Friendship is drifting because individuals believe that friends will support you unconditionally: and they will. But you have to have a two-way support or else you’re just being an asshole who knows what they’re capable of getting away with.

That boy just made my life. Please, men, impress me like that.

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:20:22 -0500

That boy just made my life. Please, men, impress me like that.

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